So I just googled man touch because I wanted to see what touch did. I always used it to create an empty file but I guess it's used to do that, and also to update the last updated timestamp.

It was really funny because I wasn't sure if I was going to have all the search results of a man touching something or touching himself... so it was a risky google search. But then google being google, the man page for touch was the first result. Damn, google is so smart.

I wonder if google has custom search results based on your search history. Google probably profiled me as a programmer since I google so much stack overflow shit and how to fix bugs... I wonder if man touch would have a different search result for different people. /shrug

tl;dr - i googled 'man touch' and the first result was the manual page which is surprising... and good.</strong></p>